My fantasy team is better than your fantasy team:

Fantasy Football Destroyed Your Christmas

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But it didn’t destroy mine!

Because I took the trophy home this year – again. While last year’s “Schlitz Bombers” took a gigantic dump all over my league to claim the ultimate victory, so did this year’s “Honkin’ Harquebuses” unleash an ancient fury of slowly loaded and more calculated blasts.

Meanwhile, on the Twitter, I am seeing tweet after tweet lamenting a lost championship “by 3 points,” “by 6 points,” by 1 point,” etc. And to these unfortunates I say – no one cares about your loss any more than anyone cares about my win.

But win, I did.

Huzzah!

And queue the Queen!

As a Bills fan, I can’t help but love how this season played out – 5 straight wins, followed by 5 straight losses, followed by 6 straight wins. Bills: that’s how you do it. Take note, Chan.

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The fury was unleashed, one ball at a time. Just like in football!

If you’re stopping by here today for a Sabres update, I apologize – but hey – they won, too. The score was 4 to something, and Regehr destroyed Ovechkin at some point. I highly advise checking out some highlights on NHL’s Game Channel. Until you do:

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Revel with me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a bottle of champagne to pour all over myself.

Go Sabres.

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