Some of these are funny, and of course, some of these will make you want to hit happy hour as early as possible. Happy Friday, y’all!
And… here… we… GO!
Look for divorce rates to go up from NHL lockout. Wives are not used to having these guys around so much!!! Trust me I've been there
— Matthew Barnaby (@MattBarnaby3636) November 28, 2012
END THE LOCKOUT FOR THE WIVES! Seriously, hockey players can be freaking obnoxious sometimes (all in good fun). Which leads me to this random thought: holy crap imagine Pat Kane as a husband.
He’d get his own TMZ crew/another TMZ crew.
Hey @nhl and @nhlpa: Your #lockout is hurting food bank donations. Nice work. Merry Christmas. montreal.ctvnews.ca/desperate-for-… (via @askthelie) #NHL
— Mike Spry (@mdspry) November 30, 2012
We know the lockout is hurting many, many people who don’t lace up the skates. This food bank news downright sucks. But, is there any hope for a quick resolution before the Holidays?
You know things are bad for the NHL and NHLPA when the government throws up its hands in frustration. bit.ly/QQjBS4
— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) November 30, 2012
No.
In fact, the two days of government mediation ended with zero progress.
They must have sent senators.
The NHL lockout is still more exciting than the WNBA.
— B. Webster (@bwebster76) November 30, 2012
SO WRONG.
Also, soccer.
Sigh.
Here’s a touch of good news for the future of the Sabres:
Possible 1st goal call by RJ: “ALLLLLL HAILLLLL Mikhaillllll! Grigorenko puts it top shelf, where momma hides the cookies, for his first career NHL goal!” Might be a couple years before/if this happens. Can we get RJ some youth serum? Anyone have Keith Richard’s phone number for his doctor? Dammit NHL, you ruin everything.
Go Sabres.
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