Hello again, guys.
Remember that first letter I sent you in February of 2012? No? Oh. Well, most of you were traded away since then. So, for all the new guys donning the blue and gold, here’s a tip I sent before (and before, and that other time before, and then most recently):
This is my fourth letter to you regarding this subject. I’m assuming you never received the previous three.
Honestly, it was just a joke the first time (well, mostly). But c’mon guys, you’ve only netted 13 goals in 10 games, while allowing 28. Your -15 goal differential is 2nd worst in the league – but don’t let that high ranking fool you. You should be dead last.
Anyway, like I said before (and before, and that other time before):