An Open Letter to the Buffalo Sabres
Biscuits go in here.
Preferably three of them per night.
Just a friendly reminder.
Feel free to print this and send it to the FN Center, One Seymour H. Knox III Plaza
Buffalo, New York, 14203-3096, C/O (Insert name of your favorite scoring-maligned Sabre here). Please keep all letters classy and good natured.