If Myers is in the tent before he gets back on the ice, I am bringing my arm wrestling table. Glory!
Sabres New Years Resolutions: Part One1
It’s that time of year, again. When we all make New Years resolutions that have the shelf life of a dairy product. Going to the gym, eating more vegetables, spending more time with the in laws. We all make them, and we’re all lying to ourselves between now and somewhere around Valentines Day.
Don’t lie, yes you are.
Buffalo Sabres Nation has gotten a sneak preview into the Sabres 2012 New Years Resolutions, and are sharing them exclusively with our readers. Please keep in mind, these are hand written by the players themselves, and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.
Start letting others do more on this team. I’m just one guy, it isn’t all about me
Smile more, there’s so much in life that one can make goofy faces at
Stay on the team until I’m 21, don’t get arrested in the time following birthday
Marc- Andre Gragnani
Keep Mikey off the healthy scratch list. Buddy deserves to play, even if I must sacrifice myself
Learn Russian while injured
Resolve the MSG and Time Warner Cable dispute. That will keep me on the team!
Adopt all of Sarah McLachlan’s kitties and puppies. Maybe a few children, too
Challenge Tyler Myers to more arm wrestles using his bad arm. That will keep me on the team!
Do more for this team, I am simply not doing enough
Stay reading to see what the other boys are planning for a happier and brighter 2012.
Happy New Year!
next post: Enroth’s Twitter Account Seized, and other Non-Broadcast Related Sabres Happenins