The Amerks 12 Days of Christmas

It’s Halloween season!

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Which means we all get at least one day to dress up like this guy between buying Christmas decorations, which have been on sale since October 1st.

So, in that Halloween spirit of giving, I present to you the 2009 version of the “12 Days of Christmas,” as performed by the Rochester Americans. Then affiliated only with the Florida Panthers, it nonetheless remains a chilling touching reminder of why hockey players should never, ever sing.

(Unless, of course, they are in the band “Red Seal Peach.”)

Take it away, Florida Amerks 0f 2009!

Lyrics are provided below… out of utter necessity.

Alexander Salak: “On the twelth day of christmas the amerks gave to me, 12 amazing glove saves.”
Jason Garrison: “On the eleventh day of christmas the amerks gave to me, 11 scorching slapshopts.”
Michal Repik: “On the tenth day of christmas the amerks gave to me, 10 goals by Repik.”
Evgeny Dadanov: “On the ninth day of christmas the amerks gave to me, 9 points by Dadanov.”
Luke Beaverson: “On the eighth day of christmas the amerks gave to me,eight crunch a weeping.”
Brady Calla: “On the seventh day of christmas the amerks gave to me, seven cups of winning.”
David Brine: “On the sixth day of christmas the amerks gave to me, six lamps a lighting”
Shawn Matthias: “On the fifth day of christmas the amerks gave to me, FIVE POWER PLAY GOALS!”
Jimmy Bonneau: “On the fourth day of christmas the amerks gave to me, four gloves dropped.”
Andrew Sweetland: “On the third day of christmas the amerks gave to me, three breakaways.”
Mike Duco: “On the second day of christmas the amerks gave to me, two sprit dancers.”
Tyler Plante: “On the first day of christmas the amerks gave to me a the best fans in all of hockey!!”

I expect the Pegula Era version of this carol to be overwhelmingly superb (and to utilize heavy dose of Auto-Tune).

Go Amerks.

Go Sabres.

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